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While I was sick I was really itchy from the bile not being able to filter into my small intestine. They tried every kind of pill but nothing worked. As a last resort they had me go to a tanning salon and do 20 minute sessions in the comfort bed so I wouldn't get burned. It worked pretty well. After one of my sessions I decided I was going to leave the surgeons a message. The next time I went I took some letter stickers and spelled out CUT HERE and made a arrow of the sticker paper. It worked like a charm. The day I had my transplant they doctors wheeled me into the operation room and they took my gown down to my waist. They all laughed when they saw the message waiting for them. I was almost dead on with my arrow aiming and would have been but they had to cut me a little higher then normal cause of my liver and spleen taking up so much room from swelling. Overall it was good to see that my ploy to make the surgeons laugh worked. Sorry about the picture haha I realize I am pulling a Janet Jackson but I am a dude so I think we are all good here.